Catching Up With the Sleep-Talking Man =]

Here are some my recent♥favorites from Adam and Karen's archive:

"Yeah I'm good. No shit, Sherlock. I'm the reason why there's so many adjectives for awesome."

"The cake! It must be psychic. It's using Jedi mind tricks to make itself irresistible to me. This is the cake I want. I must have the soft icing."

"I feel a cold spot. Fuck off. You're a fucking cold spot."

"You've got a nice face. But your personality is one huge cock block."

"Shhhh. Don't make noises in the kitchen like a tortoise. It attracts all sorts."

"Welcome to your first day at duck school. I'll make the lesson simple. Okay: Quack. Quack quack. Very good class. Now go swimming."

"How much do I love you? As much as I love myself, toned down a little bit."

"Elvis is dead. He is dead, I tell you! Buried and oh just a little bit smelly. Bad burger muncher."

"I'm giving out tickets. Five minute slots to stand next to me. One at a time. Enjoy yourself."





On that note:  This is the blog of a guy who claims to be a sleep-sexer...( I know, right?)