Catching Up With the Sleep~Talkin' Man

Here's (what I think is) the best stuff to come out of the STM as of late...(you're welcome =] ):






[If you missed my original blog on the STM,  h e r e  i t  i s  ]






Feb 21, 2010




"Why don't you stand in fuck-up corner. You can stay there 'til, I don't know, I-don't-give-a-shit-about-you 'o clock."




Feb 19, 2010




"Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself."






"Really? If you can pee that high, DEFINITELY join the fire brigade. Yah."




Feb 15, 2010


"Don't move a muscle. Bushbabies are everywhere... everywhere... Shoot the fucking big-eyed wanky shite fucks! Kick 'em. Stamp them. Poke 'em in their big eyes! Take that for scaring the crap out of me."




Karen adds:


And for those of you who have never seen one, this is a ferocious, terrifying bushbaby:

Feb 14 2010
"I know it's a shame that when I walk out of a room it gets just a little bit darker and gray. It's a burden I carry."


(^This is one of my favorites now. Remember: this is, as his wife describes him, a mild-mannered English man talking here...haha.)






Feb 13 2010


"Oh, don't worry, dear. The spot doesn't make you ugly. No no no. The rest of your face, now THAT makes you ugly. The spot's just a highlight."






Karen's note: Here in the UK, spot = zit.






Feb 12 2010




"She's knitting me a jumper. Fuck! I don't want to be a social outcast. Oh, not good."






"It's a good thing your breath smells of shit. It colors your words beautifully. Gives it an edge."






"I can't get it to work. Nope, it must be broken. There's no point you trying. Don't try. Stop trying… How did you get it to work? Bollocks!"




 
Feb 9 2010


"My pony's for sale. Yes, it fucking works! I wanna get a stripey zebra instead."