The link I saw, scanned twice to be sure of what I was seeing, and clicked read "Kim Kardashin Takes a Punch to the Face."
I was redirected to a page who's headline is the twin of the link that brought me there.
Today's date under the headline.
Under the date, a flash player which began booting itself up automatically,
and under that, the sentence, "Talk about a knock out!"
I was so excited to see Kim take a fist to the face. Maybe to the mouth, maybe to the eye - would she fight back? I didn't know.
Oh, there's video...sweet. Who would hit Kim Kardashian? I guess, yeah, she is a pathological liar, but I think she's kind of funny..."
The video finished loading, and just as it started to play, my eyes jumped to the magenta words on the page that spelled out "charity boxing match."
Charity boxing match.
It was an advance piece on this Sunday's episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians, where evidently some of the K-Dash crew, obviously Kim, are getting into the ring for charity.
That's just...wonderful for them, and great for charity, but wtf, U.S. Magazine??
Really?
I know you didn't lie (I know that you certainly know it too...), but that's just unfeeling.
Have you become so bloodthirsty that you'll say anything to hook a reader?
I always figured you for a more credible source of entertainment news...maybe it's just because I'm still so disappointed, but right now I feel like I will never trust U.S. Magazine to not be trying to sucker me in again.
I'm of the current mind to condition my brain to gloss over any link that precedes an U.S. Magazine tag from now until forever.
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